Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Missionary Bar

So last night in my dream I went to the missionary bar. You may ask, what is that? Well, it's a place where members of the lds church can invite their friends to kick-back, relax, have a drink, and learn about about the mormon church. It's open for everyone and drinks are free. For those who come without friends, there are always members there who will be your friend and strike up a conversation about the church. The idea is that once people learn about the basic doctrines of the church, and believe in them, then they'll willingly give up drinking on their own, and then volunteer at the bar.

All in all, I think it might be more effective than door to door tracting.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Hayley getting married

Last night I dreamed that my little sister Hayley came back from her mission and was getting married. The only problem was that she wouldn't tell us who she was going to marry. The reason she wouldn't tell us who she was going to marry was that she thought I would go beat the guy up. This made me suspicious. "Why would I beat him up Hayley?" her "I don't know, you just might" So that got me to thinking- there's something wierd going on here- If Hayley thinks he deserves to get beat up, then I better find this guy and beat him up. So I hid out in the bushes to wait for them to get home- then I popped out and started getting into it with this guy- interrogating him to find out why I need to beat him up.
It was a great start to a relationship with my new future brother-in-law.